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Então, tinha esse garoto que
Once, there was this kid who
Viajou para o Singapura e trouxe junto sua lata de spray
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
E quando ele finalmente voltou
And when he finally came back
Ele tinha marcas de cano por todo o traseiro
He had cane marks all over his bottom
Ele disse que eram de quando
He said that it was from when
O diretor da prisão o espancou violentamente
The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

(chicotada) Ahh
[whip sound] Ahh

E tinha essa garota que
Once there was this girl who
Jurou que um dia seria uma patinadora campeã
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
E quando ela finalmente conseguiu
And when she finally made it
Ele viu uma outra garota que era melhor que ela (*brilho*)
She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound]
E ela contratou um caras para
And so she hired some guy to
acertar aquela garota no joelho
Club her in the kneecap

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(*tropeça*) Ahh
[thwack sound] Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Elas foram pagos por suas entrevistas
They got paid for their sound bites
E venderam os direitos para uma série de TV
And sold their TV movie rights

Então, esse cara que
And then, there was this guy who
deixou a esposa tão chateada que um dia ela cortou a salsicha dele fora
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
E quando ele finalmente acordou
And when he finally came to
descobriu que o seu Sr. Felicidade tinha sumido
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
Ele não podia explicar direito por quê
He couldn't quite explain it
Sempre esteve lá
It'd always just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

(Ali onde, ali está)
(There were, there is)
(Ali onde, ali está)
(There were, there is)