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Então, tinha esse garoto queOnce, there was this kid who
Viajou para o Singapura e trouxe junto sua lata de sprayTook a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
E quando ele finalmente voltouAnd when he finally came back
Ele tinha marcas de cano por todo o traseiroHe had cane marks all over his bottom
Ele disse que eram de quandoHe said that it was from when
O diretor da prisão o espancou violentamenteThe warden whacked it so hard

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(chicotada) Ahh[whip sound] Ahh

E tinha essa garota queOnce there was this girl who
Jurou que um dia seria uma patinadora campeãSwore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
E quando ela finalmente conseguiuAnd when she finally made it
Ele viu uma outra garota que era melhor que ela (*brilho*)She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound]
E ela contratou um caras paraAnd so she hired some guy to
acertar aquela garota no joelhoClub her in the kneecap

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(*tropeça*) Ahh[thwack sound] Ahh
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Elas foram pagos por suas entrevistasThey got paid for their sound bites
E venderam os direitos para uma série de TVAnd sold their TV movie rights

Então, esse cara queAnd then, there was this guy who
deixou a esposa tão chateada que um dia ela cortou a salsicha dele foraMade his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
E quando ele finalmente acordouAnd when he finally came to
descobriu que o seu Sr. Felicidade tinha sumidoHe found that Mr. Happy was missing
Ele não podia explicar direito por quêHe couldn't quite explain it
Sempre esteve láIt'd always just been there

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Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

(Ali onde, ali está)(There were, there is)
(Ali onde, ali está)(There were, there is)