That Boy Could Dance
We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies
He wasn't much to look at
He never was very bright
but at least there was one thing that he could do all right
That boy could dance
He was kind of a jerk
He was kind of a bore
but the women would scream when he walked in the door
'cause one thing I could tell you for sure
That boy could dance
Picking teams, he would always be last
He couldn't run very far,
He couldn't think very fast
If he was on your side, you`d always lose
the guy had a problem, even tying his shoes
He never passed his drivers test
He was always afraid of cars
and he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars
but that boy could dance
Well, his hair was a mess
and his clothes didn't fit
He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just a bit
but you gotta admit
boy, that boy could dance
Now that boy is much older
he's got his own dance studio
He's got a teeny bopper fan club
yeah, he's got his own TV show
now he owns half of Montana
they all call him "Diamond Jim"
and you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him
'cause that boy could dance.
Aquele Garoto Sabia Dançar
A gente costumava chamar ele de Jimmy, o Nerd
Ele era um cara esquisito, magrelo, com quatro olhos, bem sem graça
Nunca andava com a galera
Só ficava no canto, atraindo as moscas
Ele não era muito bonito
Nunca foi muito esperto
mas pelo menos tinha uma coisa que ele fazia bem
Aquele garoto sabia dançar
Ele era meio chato
Era meio sem graça
mas as mulheres gritavam quando ele entrava na sala
porque uma coisa eu posso te garantir
Aquele garoto sabia dançar
Na hora de escolher times, ele sempre era o último
Ele não conseguia correr muito longe,
Ele não pensava rápido
Se ele estivesse do seu lado, você sempre ia perder
o cara tinha um problema, até pra amarrar o tênis
Ele nunca passou na prova de direção
Ele tinha medo de carro
e a pele dele parecia a superfície de Marte
mas aquele garoto sabia dançar
Bem, o cabelo dele era uma bagunça
as roupas não serviam
Ele tinha um cheiro bem ruim, e babava um pouco
mas você tem que admitir
caramba, aquele garoto sabia dançar
Agora aquele garoto é bem mais velho
ele tem seu próprio estúdio de dança
Ele tem um fã-clube de adolescentes
é, ele tem seu próprio programa de TV
agora ele é dono de metade de Montana
todo mundo chama ele de "Diamante Jim"
e você sabe que eu faria qualquer coisa pra ser igual a ele
porque aquele garoto sabia dançar.