Boy Is A Bottom

Boy Is A Bottom

He's just a boy, but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says he's vers upon his Grindr (ah-ooh)
Versatile? Yeah, okay (ah, ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you're super gay!

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Ass-up and pull those pants down
(I heard that one time that he had a gown!)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
His hole is medium-rare (pink!)
And you won't find a hair (stink!)

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gut-bucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom

He's got Fleet enemas for days
Sixty minutes in the gym? Forty-five of that is showering
He's a jock? At least he wears one on a date!
(Ah-ooh) Ass-pussy, sweet and clean
(Ah, ah-ooh) A total top's total dream

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
That hole ain't been tight for years
Slop-a-bottomus queer
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool, it's cool, it's cool!)
Shove it up in his can!
(Take that! Take it! Ahh!)

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gut-bucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom

Dickpig, ovah' here, pig
Make my shaft disappear in yo' rear, pig
Double-penetration with you up in here, pig
Are you scared, pig? This goes there, pig
And on your backdoor, that's my tongue, pig
Yeah, that's your boy-gash into my twink-stash
Keep sucking me, do it 'til I'm tucking, G
Yeah, I'm a top, 'cause ain't nobody fuckin' me!

(And now, it's time for a breakdown)

Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom

(No-no, no-no, no!)

Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gut-bucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh