Donkey On The Edge

Run, run, run as fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
I'm not the monster here, you are
What are you doing in my swamp?

Better out than in, I always say
Gotta let me stay, please, please!
I'm no one's messenger boy, all right?
I'm a delivery boy!

They judge me before they even know me
They judge me before they even know me
They judge me before they even know me
This is the part where you run away

Run, run, run, as fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
There's a lot more to ogres than people think
But you are beautiful!
We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories
And in the mornin', I'm making waffles
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom
I'm a donkey on the edge!
I'm a donkey on the edge!

Wake up and smell the pheromones
You didn't slay the dragon? (The dragon!)
Can't we just settle this over a pint?
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

They judge me before they even know me
They judge me before they even know me
They judge me before they even know me
This is the part where you run away

Run, run, run, as fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
There's a lot more to ogres than people think
But you are beautiful!
We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories
And in the mornin', I'm making waffles
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom
I'm a donkey on the edge!

Run, run, run, as fast as you can
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man
There's a lot more to ogres than people think
But you are beautiful!
We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories
And in the mornin', I'm making waffles
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom
I'm a donkey on the edge!
I'm a donkey on the edge!