Has Anyone Seen My Underwear
Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor
With an empty bottle of J+B plastered in my hand
My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air
But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
I looked up and down, and all around
People stopped to stare
I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care
It's just not fair, what a nightmare
Wish I had a spare, but I don't
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
What could've happened with it?
I hear all them laughing
Hiding myself in the dark
I miss all those skidmarks
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
I was about to give up
I was about to go home
When I saw my pair of BPTs laying there by the phone
I saw that they were fine, but I'm still drunk and naked
Everybody laugh and everybody screamed---
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Where could it be?
Alguém Viu Minha Cueca?
Acordei, cara no chão da cozinha
Com uma garrafa vazia de J+B grudada na mão
Minha dor de cabeça estava intensa, um frio repentino no ar
Mas o maior choque ainda estava por vir, eu estava sem minha cueca
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Olhei pra cima e pra baixo, e em volta
As pessoas pararam pra olhar
Perguntei a todo mundo sobre isso, mas ninguém parecia se importar
Não é justo, que pesadelo
Queria ter uma reserva, mas não tenho
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
O que pode ter acontecido com ela?
Ouço todos rindo
Me escondendo no escuro
Sinto falta das marcas que deixei
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Estava prestes a desistir
Estava prestes a ir pra casa
Quando vi meu par de BPTs jogados ali perto do telefone
Vi que estavam inteiros, mas ainda tô bêbado e pelado
Todo mundo riu e todo mundo gritou---
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?
Onde pode estar?