Has Anyone Seen My Underwear

Alguém Viu Minha Cueca?

Has Anyone Seen My Underwear

Acordei, cara no chão da cozinhaWoke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor
Com uma garrafa vazia de J+B grudada na mãoWith an empty bottle of J+B plastered in my hand
Minha dor de cabeça estava intensa, um frio repentino no arMy headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air
Mas o maior choque ainda estava por vir, eu estava sem minha cuecaBut the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear

Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

Olhei pra cima e pra baixo, e em voltaI looked up and down, and all around
As pessoas pararam pra olharPeople stopped to stare
Perguntei a todo mundo sobre isso, mas ninguém parecia se importarI asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care
Não é justo, que pesadeloIt's just not fair, what a nightmare
Queria ter uma reserva, mas não tenhoWish I had a spare, but I don't

Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

O que pode ter acontecido com ela?What could've happened with it?
Ouço todos rindoI hear all them laughing
Me escondendo no escuroHiding myself in the dark
Sinto falta das marcas que deixeiI miss all those skidmarks

Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

Estava prestes a desistirI was about to give up
Estava prestes a ir pra casaI was about to go home
Quando vi meu par de BPTs jogados ali perto do telefoneWhen I saw my pair of BPTs laying there by the phone
Vi que estavam inteiros, mas ainda tô bêbado e peladoI saw that they were fine, but I'm still drunk and naked
Todo mundo riu e todo mundo gritou---Everybody laugh and everybody screamed---

Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?
Alguém, alguém viu minha cueca?Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?

Onde pode estar?Where could it be?