Cashapp 2020 (CashApp 2020)

CashApp 2020

Cashapp 2020 (CashApp 2020)

(Estrangeiro, você é doido)(Foreignboi, you crazy)

Eu preciso de grana, coloquei meu cashapp na descriçãoI need some money, I put my cashapp in the description
Todo mundo me manda uma grana, preciso de 20 dólares ou maisEverybody send me some money, I need $20 or more
Eu trabalhava no Walmart, varrendo os pets no chãoI used to work at Walmart, I was sweeping the pets on the floor
Eu era recepcionista, cumprimentava a galera na portaI used to be a door greeter, I used to greet niggas at the door
Eu acabei de sair da escola porque minhas notas estavam péssimasI just dropped out of school 'cause all my grades was way too bad
Diz que tomou banho, mas você cheira a saco de lixo abertoSay you took a shower but you smell like an open bag of trash
Você cheira a aqueles twizzlers pretos velhos na embalagemYou smell like the old-ass black twizzlers in the bag
Tentei trazer meu próprio carro até ele quebrar no meio da ruaI tried to bring my own car ‘til it fell apart in the middle of the road
Tentei fazer o krabby patty, mas não sabia a fórmula secretaI tried to make the krabby patty but I ain’t know the secret formula
Então tentei falar com o plankton, pedi: Por favor, rouba a fórmulaSo I tried to hit up plankton, I told him: Please go steal the formula
Tentei entrar na banda, mas o squilliam fancyson me expulsouI tried to join the band but squilliam fancyson kicked me out
Eu morava no deserto até parar de ter água potávelI used to live in the desert until I stopped getting fresh water
Tentei comer um menta uma vez e era tão ruimI tried to eat some mint one time and it tasted so nasty
Então fui na casa de doces e comprei um saco de uvasSo I went to the candy house and I had bought a bag of grapes
Pare de andar com aquela garota porque ela era toda tortaI stopped hanging around this one girl 'cause she was built like a snake
Aí fui dormir e acordei com uma garota, ela era uma cobraThen I went to sleep and woke up with this one girl, she was a fucking snake
Me passaram na escola porque disseram que eu era especialThey passed me in school 'cause they said I was special ed
Encontrei o peixe do bob esponja, ele só falava: Minha perna!Met up with the fish from spongebob, he kept talking about: My leg!
Uma garota gorda veio e quebrou minha camaThis fat girl came over and she sat on and broke my bed
Falei pra ela: Leva a cama com você, sua vaca e compra outra pra mimTold her: Take the bed with you, you big-ass bitch and buy me another one
Me sinto como o DJ Khaled porque vou comer mais umaI feel like DJ khaled 'cause I'm about to eat another one

Eu preciso de grana, coloquei meu cashapp na descriçãoI need some money, I put my cashapp in the description
Todo mundo me manda uma grana, preciso de 20 dólares ou maisEverybody send me some money, I need $20 or more
Eu trabalhava no Walmart, varrendo os pets no chãoI used to work at Walmart, I was sweeping the pets on the floor
Eu era recepcionista, cumprimentava a galera na portaI used to be a door greeter, I used to greet niggas at the door
Eu acabei de sair da escola porque minhas notas estavam péssimas (bob esponja falando: Meu gato ou gatinho!)I just dropped out of school 'cause all my grades was way too bad (spongebob talking: My cat or kitty!)