Flip Flops

(JP Productions)

I can’t find my shoes so I'm wearing flip flops
You use peanut butter and I use jelly
You got heat but I got an AC
You got cable and I got Netflix
You got Cheez-Its, well, I got Chex Mix
Tried to punch a wall 'cause I thought I was Superman
But I am not, I'm Fanboy and Chum Chum
I gave you a dollar 'cause I thought you was a bum
Tried to go Super Saiyan, I turned into Krillin
I'm like Doofenshmirtz but I'm not a villain
I used to think Caillou was a monk
And I used to think Little Bill was a Milk Dud
Got an air bed but there’s no air in it
You thought that you was slick, we all seen you eating spinach
We seen you taking bottles out the trash can
Tried to be a superhero but I was like Kick-Ass
Showed my car into somebody house, I took the wrong turn
I don’t like carpet, last time, I got a rug burn
I tried to hang with a rabbit on Easter
But I hung out with some crocodiles

I can’t find my shoes so I'm wearing flip flops
You use peanut butter and I use jelly
You got heat but I got an AC
You got cable and I got Netflix
You got Cheez-Its, well, I got Chex Mix
Tried to punch a wall 'cause I thought I was Superman