Fones de Ouvido (Fones de Ouvido)

I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones

That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit

I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths

I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon

I was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my Rito, baby

I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together

I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers

Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process

I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up

I thought that I could fight, until I knocked myself out

I slipped in the shower, cuz I slipped on my own dirt

I used to be a shark, now I'm a dolphin

Went to Africa to run with the lions, got stepped on by a stampede

They thought that I was a rabbit, because I was jumping

I got hit in the head with a rock, now I got a knot on my head

She asked me to come over her house, but she had bunk beds

I accidentally swallowed a dime, playing Fortnite online

Feel like it's Bangladesh, I don't even know what that means

They ask me why fit different, that's because I was wearing my sister's jeans

I just slipped on the floor, I slipped on a green bean

I don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones

That's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit

I ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths

I thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon

I was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my rito, baby

I can't clap no more, I glued my hands together

I thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers

Tried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process

I jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up

I jumped from a tree, and I fucked myself up

I just missed a squirrel, and I ran away

I fell into an ant hole because I'm skinny as hell

A fat person fell on me, and they crushed my lungs

I ran out of tissue, so I had to use my thumb

What did I say before, I never actually used my thumb

Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation

Said that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation

Não tenho fone da Apple, só tenho fone Android

É por isso que o mic tá ruim, e por isso tô falando besteira demais

Corri na Era do Gelo, lá com os mamutes

Achei que era um peixe, mas na real eu era um salmão

Tava na estrada cantando: Bota umas casas no meu Rito, meu bem

Não consigo mais bater palma, colei as mãos juntas

Achei que era um passarinho, porque eu tava cagando penas

Tentei pular num vulcão e me queimei no processo

Pulei na barriga de uma baleia, e ela me cuspiu pra fora

Achei que sabia lutar, até me nocauteei sozinho

Escorreguei no chuveiro, porque escorreguei na minha própria sujeira

Eu era tubarão, agora sou golfinho

Fui pra África correr com os leões, fui pisoteado por uma manada

Eles acharam que eu era coelho, porque eu tava pulando

Levei uma pedrada na cabeça, agora tô com um galo na testa

Ela me chamou pra casa dela, mas ela tinha beliche

Engoli uma moeda jogando Fortnite online

Me sinto em Bangladesh, nem sei o que isso quer dizer

Perguntaram por que eu tava estranho, é porque eu tava usando a calça da minha irmã

Acabei de escorregar no chão, escorreguei num feijão verde

Não tenho fone da Apple, só tenho fone Android

É por isso que o mic tá ruim, e por isso tô falando besteira demais

Corri na Era do Gelo, lá com os mamutes

Achei que era um peixe, mas na real eu era um salmão

Tava na estrada cantando: Bota umas casas no meu rito, meu bem

Não consigo mais bater palma, colei as mãos juntas

Achei que era um passarinho, porque eu tava cagando penas

Tentei pular num vulcão e me queimei no processo

Pulei na barriga de uma baleia, e ela me cuspiu pra fora

Pulei de uma árvore, e me quebrei todo

Quase acertei um esquilo, mas ele fugiu

Caí num buraco de formiga porque sou magrelo demais

Um gordão caiu em mim e esmagou meus pulmões

Acabou o papel higiênico, então tive que usar o dedão

O que eu disse antes, nunca realmente usei o dedão

Disse que você sabe ler, mas quando lê soa assim

Disse que você sabe ler, mas quando lê soa assim