Headphones (HeadPhones)

Fones de Ouvido (Fones de Ouvido)

Headphones (HeadPhones)

Não tenho fone da Apple, só tenho fone AndroidI don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones
É por isso que o mic tá ruim, e por isso tô falando besteira demaisThat's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit
Corri na Era do Gelo, lá com os mamutesI ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
Achei que era um peixe, mas na real eu era um salmãoI thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon
Tava na estrada cantando: Bota umas casas no meu Rito, meu bemI was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my Rito, baby
Não consigo mais bater palma, colei as mãos juntasI can't clap no more, I glued my hands together
Achei que era um passarinho, porque eu tava cagando penasI thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers
Tentei pular num vulcão e me queimei no processoTried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process
Pulei na barriga de uma baleia, e ela me cuspiu pra foraI jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up

Achei que sabia lutar, até me nocauteei sozinhoI thought that I could fight, until I knocked myself out
Escorreguei no chuveiro, porque escorreguei na minha própria sujeiraI slipped in the shower, cuz I slipped on my own dirt
Eu era tubarão, agora sou golfinhoI used to be a shark, now I'm a dolphin
Fui pra África correr com os leões, fui pisoteado por uma manadaWent to Africa to run with the lions, got stepped on by a stampede
Eles acharam que eu era coelho, porque eu tava pulandoThey thought that I was a rabbit, because I was jumping
Levei uma pedrada na cabeça, agora tô com um galo na testaI got hit in the head with a rock, now I got a knot on my head
Ela me chamou pra casa dela, mas ela tinha belicheShe asked me to come over her house, but she had bunk beds
Engoli uma moeda jogando Fortnite onlineI accidentally swallowed a dime, playing Fortnite online
Me sinto em Bangladesh, nem sei o que isso quer dizerFeel like it's Bangladesh, I don't even know what that means
Perguntaram por que eu tava estranho, é porque eu tava usando a calça da minha irmãThey ask me why fit different, that's because I was wearing my sister's jeans
Acabei de escorregar no chão, escorreguei num feijão verdeI just slipped on the floor, I slipped on a green bean

Não tenho fone da Apple, só tenho fone AndroidI don't have Apple headphones, I've got Android headphones
É por isso que o mic tá ruim, e por isso tô falando besteira demaisThat's why the mic sound bad, and that's why I've got all this dorgit
Corri na Era do Gelo, lá com os mamutesI ran in the Ice Age back with the mammoths
Achei que era um peixe, mas na real eu era um salmãoI thought I was a fish, but I was really a salmon
Tava na estrada cantando: Bota umas casas no meu rito, meu bemI was on the freeway singing: Put some houses on my rito, baby
Não consigo mais bater palma, colei as mãos juntasI can't clap no more, I glued my hands together
Achei que era um passarinho, porque eu tava cagando penasI thought that I was a bird, because I was shitting feathers
Tentei pular num vulcão e me queimei no processoTried to dive in a volcano and burnt up in the process
Pulei na barriga de uma baleia, e ela me cuspiu pra foraI jumped in the belly of a whale, and he spit me up

Pulei de uma árvore, e me quebrei todoI jumped from a tree, and I fucked myself up
Quase acertei um esquilo, mas ele fugiuI just missed a squirrel, and I ran away
Caí num buraco de formiga porque sou magrelo demaisI fell into an ant hole because I'm skinny as hell
Um gordão caiu em mim e esmagou meus pulmõesA fat person fell on me, and they crushed my lungs
Acabou o papel higiênico, então tive que usar o dedãoI ran out of tissue, so I had to use my thumb
O que eu disse antes, nunca realmente usei o dedãoWhat did I say before, I never actually used my thumb
Disse que você sabe ler, mas quando lê soa assimSaid that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation
Disse que você sabe ler, mas quando lê soa assimSaid that you can read, but when you read it sounds like this jellyfish impersonation