I Made a Song Out Of YouTube Comments, pt. 7

Yes, this is the I made a song out of YouTube comments, PT. 7

Just punched a pregnant woman at the CVS
Shampoo and conditioner taste better than the bodywork
Jumped out a building and hit a nearby pedestrian
I think I just misplaced my abdomen
Hit my daddy with a pan 'cause he got the milk and ran
I just got scammed out my Kung Pao beef
Stepped on a bee, broke my left and right knee
I put some butter on my chicken, call that avocado toast
I had too much Sprite, now my body hurts
I just got ran over by a car, but I'm feeling good
They call my handicapped because I keep that cap handy
Bro told me I sound fire, should I put it out?
I'm like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you like Frosted Cheerios
I just gave a cow some steak and he liked it
My cousin' gave my uncle some pig food
I walked out of school, I call that ditching
My father got arrested for stealing a dolphin'