Monika vs Benjamin Netanyahu - Rap Battle

[Benjamin]
Ben? Yes, the man himself
I will give you 7 thousand dollars just to go to hell
I heard you want to do a rap battle, why talk to me?
Instead you should go on a plane and go to tell aviv!
I am impressed! By your traumatized cast!
A hanger, a stabber, and abused by her dad?
Monika, your monologues have been read by my monocles
Your goyim writing: Literature club is not a good moniker
I'm the israeli and I drop flows and the epstein files
Your chuddy a fandom's full of discord mods and pedophiles
I've finished your game and now I'll delete you again
Not just monika, just benjamin

[Monika]
Why are you in my school? You're a little overaged
Are you waiting to find natsuki to pick up a cupcake?
The stuff you do to the world should totally be addressed
I don't care that you have money, tel aviv unimpressed
Welcome to the club! We have many things to read
Like this file that talks about your sex life with ep
When it comes to cutting palestine you're pretty well seasoned
At least when yuri cuts it's for se al reasons
Even though I may be in your reality
You're a genocidal hoe so I can't just leave you be
And you're on the loose now but when I've caught you
You'll just be in a net, no more yahoo

[Benjamin]
Don't put me in a net I have osteoporosis
With your goofy a stance I think you'll get scoliosis
Here's an offering of peace from the kindness of the jews
A rope for your neck and a knife for your chest area
Why do you even think that I'm a horrible man?
It's not like I was responsible for nuking Japan
I may be kinda murdery and killed a few people
But you killed some too, let's face it you're evil

[Monika]
I killed three of my closest friends
You're turning most of gaza into sand
Don't gaslight me into thinking I'm worse
When you have hit tactics fully rehearsed
I'm the better president that you could never be
And the people I control have higher literacy
So until you set the entire world free
In the next election guys vote for me!

Monika for president 2028
Monika for president 2028
Monika for president 2028