I'm a Bloke Now

Drop your fuckin' wallet, mate
Drop it on the fuckin' ground, give me all your fuckin' money
Ten pence is all you've got, mate?
I'll wet you mate

I'm a bloke now
I live in London
I say cunt now, cause I'm in London
Got my Adidas, yeah I'm in London
Where's my bird at?
Yeah, she's in London
Yeah!

On the tube, yeah, mind the gap
I'm eating steak bakes and kebab
Pub crawl to the pastry shop
Grab a Greggs at the football club
Chelsea vs Arsenal, we've got the best clubs of them all
Shank a bloke inside the mob
You's lots are fuckin' knobs
Match done, yeah, leaving quick
Them coppers might get me knicked
Peng meal deal for my tea
Clubcard price, yeah, cheap fee
Cheeky Nando's just for me, got it hot cause I like spicy
With a side of mushy peas, then back to the pub to fight Torys

I'm a bloke now
I live in London
I say cunt now, cause I'm in London
Got my Adidas, yeah I'm in London
Where's my bird at?
Yeah, she's in London
At a stag do
Yeah, this is London
In a pub fight, cause I'm in London
Fought a wanker, fuckin' London
Pint at Spoons bruv?
Yeah, this is London

What we scousers?
We fuck ya misses
What you say about my misses, bruv?
We fuck 'er
You what, mate?
Oh, I'll headbutt you, mate
Oh, fuck, I just got headbutt by a Scotsman
Scotsman? I'm a scouser you knob