We Regret To Inform You

Good day. This is a courtesy call from Valhalla Biotech
Your Economy-Level Family Sentience Transferal process has crashed due to anomalous Delta-Wave activity
At this time we regret to inform you that your father has been fragmented

Good afternoon. The defragmentation and recovery process has been halted
Due to the presence of an n-class polymorphic virus
At this time we regret to inform you your father is in stasis quarantine

Transcend into new life-begin to go beyond
Transform into pure light-be on all of the time
The time is now: Free your mind The time is now: Free your body
The time is now: Free your soul The time is now: Become godly

Good evening. Your scheduled Sentience Transferal was unsuccessful
Your father slipped his Allocation Matrix
And though several retrieval attempts were made, none were successful
Please refer to Volume 5, section 42-L of your client contract for further details
At this time we regret to inform you that your father has been deleted

Valhalla Biotech and you. A singular relationship
Thank you and have a transcendent day