Hey, hey
Ha-ha
What?

I can buy you marijuana
I'm a very cool dad
You can drink in the garage
And I won't get mad
I call a couple friends
Have a party in the back
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

Hey, hey

I was young once
I know how it goes (I know how it goes)
Just wear a condom
Powder your nose (oh-oh-oh)

I can buy you marijuana
I'm a very cool dad
You can drink in the garage
And I won't get mad
I call a couple friends
Have a party in the back
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

I can buy you marijuana
I'm a very cool dad
You can smoke a cigarette
If you let me have a drag
Promise you won't tell your mother
That'd be very, very bad
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

Do you like my new cool shoes?
Please don't touch the thermostat
Hey, we have the same haircut
How cool is that, that? (How cool is that?)

Oh, I was young once (I was young once)
I know how it goes (I know how it goes)
I only have one rule (just one rule)
No slamming doors (don't you slam that door)

I can buy you marijuana
I'm a very cool dad
You can drink in the garage
And I won't get mad
I call a couple friends
Have a party in the back
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad

I can buy you marijuana
I'm a very cool dad
You can smoke a cigarette
If you let me have a drag
Promise you won't tell your mother
That'd be very, very bad
I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad