Pretend You're Gay

The boys are out
They wanna fight
They don't care if they're wrong or right
Always trying to show how tough they are
Tryin' to prove it through their car
Look at 'em crooked get bust in the lip
Just listen to my one little tip
(chourus)
Pretend you're gay
Works so well
Pretend you're gay
What the hell
Pretend you're gay
Pretend you're gay
Come up to you,
Say, "You wanna die?",
Just blow 'em a kiss and wink an eye,
It scares 'em so bad,
It scares 'em so much,
They run fo the hills in a big rush.
(chorus)