Willy Weasel Sings a Song (Original)

One little chicken (ey)
Two little chickens (ey)
Three little chickens
Got all they heads missing

Four little chickens (ey)
Five little chickens (ey)
Six little chickens
And all they heads missing

Yeah so, I used to be a cannibal
Eating families who came to see the weasel
And then made a deal with the devil
Just to make it even more evil

Colleagues, were all like me
And to hell with being arrested by the police
We said screw that, with a suicide pact
And possessed all the mascot bodies

I'm cute and cuddly
Yelp reviews say I'm fluffy
But they, complained
I'm too violent when I play

Willy weasel’s!
Eating people!
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

He’s so evil!
Strong and lethal!
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

One little chicken (ey)
Two little chickens (ey)
Three little chickens
Got all they heads missing

Four little chickens (ey)
Five little chickens (ey)
Six little chickens
And all they heads missing

Some dumb, kids just broke in
But that’s ok cus we’re all starving
Arty ate two what a greedy thing
Just make sure keep your hands off the guy cleaning

Cus he, is all for me
He’s full of punch pops he’ll be oh so sweet
The boy can box, he’s quick on his feet
Hell if I'm dying to him I'ma make it messy

I'm cute and cuddly
Yelp reviews say I'm fluffy
But they, complained
I'm too violent when I play

I'm big, you’re small
Give me a hug I’ll crush your skull
Oh no, what happened?
Just another day at the wonderland

Willy weasel’s!
Eating people!
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

He’s so evil!
Strong and lethal!
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

One little chicken (ey)
Two little chickens (ey)
Three little chickens
Got all they heads missing

Four little chickens (ey)
Five little chickens (ey)
Six little chickens
And all they heads missing

I'm big, you’re small
Give me a hug I’ll crush your skull
Oh no, what happened?
Just another day at the wonderland

Willy weasel’s
Eating people
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

He’s so evil
Strong and lethal
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

Willy weasel’s
Eating people
Argh argh argh arhg argh!

He’s so evil
Strong and lethal
Argh argh argh arhg argh!