Cooties

AMBER
Tracy Turnblad, this is for you
They came from way far out
In outer space

GUYS
Ah-woo

AMBER
And with her help
They may destroy the human race

AMBER & GUYS
She's got cooties!

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
They've found a place to nest

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
If i were her i'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs

Eww, get 'em away from me,
get 'em away from me ewww!!

In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell

GUYS
Ah-woo

AMBER
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
Nobody want to sit by her

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle,

ALL
Dot, dot, dot

AMBER
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She's just as friendly as can be

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
She's like a living twilight zone

GUYS
She's got cooties

GIRLS
Cooties

AMBER
Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone!

AMBER
Black, white, red, green

AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Every colour in between

AMBER
Dresses like a circus clown

AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Somebody oughta hose her down

AMBER
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!

And that's for you!