I'll make a twenty-dollar bet
Adam won't get his lunchbox back
I took it an hour ago
He's crying in the snow
I'll never let it go

I hope when Adam goes home
He hides it from his mom
He thinks of me alone
And when we're swimming at the Y
I'll splash him in the eye
I'll dunk him till he cries

I'll make a twenty-dollar bet
Adam won't get his lunchbox back
I took it an hour ago
He's crying in the snow
I want him so