Jack+Wife

Jack's sprat, he ate no fat
And his wife would eat no lean
Contrary to popular opinion
It was hard to keep something in-between
One day when Jack came home
He said, Honey, you been acting kinda mean
She said: I'm sorry, Jack
But it's time that I have to leave

Please don't let me go
'Cause I feel so alone

Why didn't you water the vegetables?
You're the only one that eats them, it's disgusting!
I hate it when I get home, and you didn't clean the hardwood
I hate it when you pee on the floor!
You leave dirty tampons all over the house!
At least I'm fertile!

I hate how you criticize my diet
Even though you've never ever tried it
There was a day when I wanted to have your babies
But, as of lately, you haven't even laid me
We both sing songs about a saying we never did
But you don't appreciate my mood
This is not a fairy tale, and it's time that I'm going away