Girlfriends?

We’ve been friends for a bit
Since then all we’ve heard was "I ship it"
We never thought that we would be
A bunch of people's favorite otp

So, are you dating?
Tell us if this ship is sailing
Oh, for crying out loud
Why don’t you just make out?
Well we were keeping it
Our little secret
But are we ready
To say we’re going steady

(Going steady, Ally? No one says that)

We never wanted to deceive
Unofficial until we believed that
What we felt was really true
'Cause falling in love gets messy when the internet is analyzing you

Are you dating?
("But how often do you and Stevie have sex?")

Oh, whatever
We know that you’re together
Well we were keeping it
Our little secret
But now we’re here to say
That we’re each other’s bae

We can’t believe
We’re writing a song for this
Have you and "Steve"
Like ever held hands or kissed?

So, are you dating?
Tell us if this ship is sailing

Oh, tell us when
You two became girlfriends
Well we were keeping it
Our little secret
So if you haven’t guessed
The answer is yes