A Little Something For Everyone

she was wasted, i was wasting my time. i couldn't even look her in the eye till she was passed out on the floor behind me. when she awoke she said "don't bother i've already got my obsession, and it's not you. and two in one day could possibly be fatal",
and i said "so could a gun."you'll never be my hero, no matter how many times you save me. the more i hear about you the more i fear i've got to move on without you. she said "you don't have a chance in hell", and i said "well it's a good thing that you're from heaven, so let's go back to your place and do this."