Ai Jazz

[Sonny]
I'm gunna steal this ship and take this shit out to a different universe

[Ai]
Are you sure you have the clearance for that?

[Sonny]
It doesn't matter cause I'm drunk as shit, don't care if things get any worse

[Ai]
Wait a minute, back up, what happened?

[Sonny]
It's been a few years and she looks too happy with this dude named Danny

[Ai]
Ok

[Sonny]
I ran into them at the local brewery, my homie called me a cabby
What was I supposed to do?
Go home and turn on the tube
Keep watching movies that make me miss you?

What was I supposed to do?
Go home and turn on the tube
How 'bout something that you wouldn't approve
Like anime, or a Christopher Nolan film

Something where there's like three different versions of Peter Parker
Or one of those cartoon movies with like a darker, older version of Batman from an alternate universe
Wait a minute, alternate universe?
We're developing a spaceship like that at work
What if there's a different version of Maeve out there?

[Ai]
So that's why you're here

[Sonny]
I'm gunna steal this ship and take this shit out to a different universe
I'm gunna find a different version of the girl that put me in a hearse
Maybe she'll like me or maybe she won't
Maybe she's hotter than the one back home

I hope that she don't believe in horoscopes
Maybe she'll like me?

[Ai]
Or maybe she won't
Either way, I like you, buddy, let's do it

[Sonny]
For real?

[Ai]
Yeah, fuck it

[Sonny]
Whoa, I didn't know AIs cursed

[Ai]
Yeah, it just depends on the setting
You can change that at any given time

[Sonny]
Hah, okay

[Ai]
Alright, looks like 559 is the universe that we're going to be hitting up next
So, all aboard the Lucky Swimmer!