Wonderland

MATT
Ivy's birthday's in a week
I want to get her something mad

NADIA
How about a pair of faker boobs?
An STD she hasn't had?

TANYA
You should throw her a surprise

LUCAS
We'll help you make it uppercrust

MATT
Yeah, something classy, something small...you'll help?

NADIA
Matthew...where's the trust?

IVY
Trust for what?

NADIA
That you've done smut

MATT
Oh, we were talking about the rave

LUCAS
I made the snacks

TANYA
I've got the guide

IVY
I guess we're set

LUCAS
We need a ride

TANYA
The church's van

PETER
You have the keys

MATT
So I should steal it?

TANYA
Borrow!

IVY
Please?

JASON
Why not?

MATT
Where do I begin?

TANYA
It's all we got

LUCAS
One little sin

Come to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

MATT
How far away is this rave?

LUCAS
Just make sure the tank is full

TANYA
Just come

MATT
This map is kinda vague

LUCAS
Well, when we're close we'll feel the pull

JASON
I have some clothes that you can wear

MATT
And what is that supposed to mean?

TANYA
You look like a million bucks
Wear something cheaper to the scene

MATT
There's no way to cross this road

PETER
I think the map is upside down

LUCAS
Our parents had it easier
The disco didn't move around

TANYA
Yeah, but who can groove to that?
And what's with spelling with your hands?

IVY
Did you ever see them rolling?

EVERYONE
God, they'd never understand
Off to wonderland where never never finds you
For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling lights
Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion
You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

LUCAS
There's more than one way to feel alive
That's why the party never ends
Though X is still the treat of choice
I brought along some friends
Boys and girls our show today
Is brought to you by the letters 'G' and 'K'

MATT
What?

LUCAS
G and K, they are both intense
They enhance your X experience!

TANYA
Professor-

LUCAS
Exhibit A:
'K'! Sit back, listen and learn!
A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn!
The return is worth every bit!
Trust me kids, this is powerful, powerful shit, sit,
watch what I come with! Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with!
On it! The way that I'm on!
You suckers and fucking gonna love how you gone! You're golden!
Secret scenes unfoldin', you feelin' and boldin'
You tuckin' and rollin'
You're part of the action, yet standing apart
You're fast as a fraction; the fact is attraction

It's arms ain't strong, but don't overtake it,
High on the stakes when you find you wake in a 'K' hole,
like the world gone bad!
Worse than the worst shit that you've ever had!
Your take ain't fake, shakin' and stir!
Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred!
You're beggin and buggin, cuz you're soul is so lonely!
Your only defense is the fact that you know me!
I got your back, but I won't babysit!
I don't need that shit!

Exhibit B:
'G'! Comes clear, but I colored it blue.
So you won't use the 'thought it was water' excuse!
It's like X in it's effect but it's the formal name!
Take it out once and you're never the same!

All my ladies!

GIRLS
Huh?

LUCAS
All my ladies?

GIRLS
Yeah!

LUCAS
To my fellas!

BOYS
Yeah?

LUCAS
To my fellas!

BOYS
...Yeah

LUCAS
Pay attention my friends, cuz class is in session,
A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm pressin',
This is stronger than 'K', over dose ain't no joke!
Too much in a commin' and you're certain to choke!
So show me how you you care, and party hardy aware!
I ain't draggn' your ass home if you fail to beware!
It's fun for all and all for fun
But keep in mind rule number one:
I know it's like X, this shit has limits
Play the game playa, but play to stay in it...UGH!
Are you in or not ?

MATT
Ok, what time?

LUCAS
We'd have to leave by nine...

TANYA
Come on it'll be fun!

MATT
Well I dont know, maybe...

IVY
Maybe ?

MATT
Alright I'll go