A Sick Song

I got snot, I got phlegm
I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them
I sit still, I get rest
I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed

I eat soup, I sip tea
I'm taking vitamin C but it doesn't help me
I still sniff, I still sneeze
I'm coughin' pretty often and I also wheeze
I got snot, I got phlegm
I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them
I sit still, I get rest
I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed

I can't sing, I can't talk
I'm so busy, but I'm dizzy, can't even walk
I'm a mess I guess
My head is hot, got congestion in my chest
I got snot, I got phlegm
I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them
I sit still, I get rest
I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed

Listen please! I'm diseased
It's no thrill being ill I can hardly breathe
I need a doctor I'll take a vet
I need a shot and a pot and don't forget
I got snot, I got phlegm
I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them
I sit still, I get rest
I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed

I'm so weak I can't speak
I need a cure for sure or I'll be sick a week
I've got aches I've got pains
I'm bloated and coated with spots and stains
I got snot, I got phlegm
I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them
I sit still, I get rest
I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed

I've thrown up I'm so frail
I'd try to stand up but I know I'd fail
My eyes water, my ears ring
I'm out of breath, close to death and weakening
I got snot, I got phlegm
I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them
I sit still, I get rest
I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed