Nobody likes me because of my tits or my skin
'Cause they're small and bad
I've never been known for my grace or my trendsetting taste
I'm alright with that

It's not news if I'm not cute
So nobody's ever asking me to make an excuse

I'm LA ugly
But that's okay 'cause I'm so funny
So either way the hot people fuck me
And anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year
So I don't care
I'm LA ugly
And that's okay 'cause it saves money
I've got a face that says: You can trust me
And anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year, oh

Nobody's having more fun than the ones who don't run a popular club
'Cause nobody's watchin' to see what we do
So we do whatever we want, oh

It's not news if I'm not cute
So nobody's ever asking me to make an excuse

I'm LA ugly
But that's okay 'cause I'm so funny
So either way the hot people fuck me
And anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year
So I don't care
I'm LA ugly
And that's okay 'cause it saves money
I've got a face that says: You can trust me
And anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year, oh

If you're not hot to her, you'll be hot to him
If you're not hot to him, you'll be hot to them
If you're not hot to them, you'll be hot to me
No matter what, we're gonna get fucked
No matter what, we're gonna get fucked

I'm LA ugly
But that's okay 'cause I'm so funny
So either way the hot people fuck me
And anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year
So I don't care
I'm LA ugly
And that's okay 'cause it saves money
I've got a face that says: You can trust me
And anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year, oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Anywhere but here
I'm hottie of the year, oh