Surprise

This is what we love
This is what we loathe
Don’t wonder why I keep you at arms length
I think we both know
That you already know
What you did and what was said
And you wanna pretend that we’re friends

That’s not how this works

It doesn’t surprise me anymore
The things I hear about you
They don’t surprise me anymore
But it’s not what I want to do
It doesn’t surprise me anymore
The things I hear about you
You think that you’re a victim
Well I think you lack convictions

You’d really surmise all these compromises
And sweep them under a rug
You’re a hypocrite and we’re sick of it
I’m calling it quits, I smell bullshit

It doesn’t surprise me anymore
The things I hear about you
They don’t surprise me anymore
But it’s not what I want to do
It doesn’t surprise me anymore
The things I hear about you
You think that you’re a victim
Well I think you lack convictions

I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life
But now I’ll always think twice
I’ve never been so ashamed in my life
But your rosy red flags looked so pretty at the time
(And you can subtweet me all you want)
Surprise surprise surprise
Surprise surprise surprise