Best Cock On The Block

It's two in the morning

My beeper's going off
I'm naked, i roll over
Enough is enough
These bitches always calling me
Morning, noon, and night
Gladys and rhonda
Darlene, she is tight, right?

What can i say?
They can't stay away
From the best cock on the block today
It's eternally hard

I've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
Come over and try me, i am like no other
You like 'em big?
I got a gmc brand
You like 'em little?
I got a mini pickle
I aim to satisfy i aim to please
Just give me some booty that i can squeeze

What can i say?
They can't stay away
From the best cock on the block today
It's eternally hard

Aw, shit! it's darlene.
I know it by the code
I was supposed to be there an hour ago
She said, "baby, bring the big one"
But i left it with brooke
My dick, it's like chick bait
One bite and they're hooked

So i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted
Got my eye right on her block
And i get distracted
Slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
She leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her
She said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
Well, i need more man in my men
We could meet next week,
We could be great friends...."

No, no... see- i'm a lady lover
I'm a lady leaver
Just one taste and you'll be a believer
So girl- take that
My dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it

See i'm just a little girl boy,
Trying to make my way in a man's world
I'm just a little girl boy,
Trying to make my way in a man's world

So... i gotta go.
Got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo

From the d- to the i- to the l- to the do

What can i say?
They can't stay away from the best cock
On the block todaaaaay