I Like Lycanthropy

I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
I like it!

Don't call it murder when I feed
It's just the nourishment I need
I cannot curb this appetite
Or I'll disturb my natural plight
So what if I'm a wolf on full moon nights
I'm still part man and I've got rights
I'm sniffin' out the blood and I take bites!

If you are walking by
And I transmogrify,
Be prepared to run or die

I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!

The wolfman is back!
Don't call it a curse.
Sticker on my car
Read it and weep for the ones you love.
Says, "Equal Rights for Werewolves!"

I'm sniffin' out the blood and I take bites!
Why do you look at me with a look of fright?
So what if I'm a wolf on full moon nights!

If you are walking by
And I transmogrify
Be prepared to run or die!
Run or die!

I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
I like lycanthropy!
The wolfman in me
I like lycanthropy (He likes it! He likes it!)
The wolfman and me
I like lycanthropy (He likes it! He likes it!)
Wolf!

Claw! Bite! Sniff! Bark! Scratch! Tear! Growl!
Howl!

Like king Nebuchandezzar
You gotta' turn your eyes to Heaven
Like king Nebuchandezzar
You gotta' turn your eyes Heavenward!

There's no way for new life to begin, No!
Unless you confess and turn away from your sin
You've got to die with Jesus
To know the Resurrection
You gotta' die, die, die with Jesus
To know the Resurrection
You gotta' die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
With Jesus to know Life!

I like lycanthropy!
I like it!

{The Mysteriously missing third verse.}
A Chorus of Redeemed Ones shouts the truth in unision to the werewolf:
"Your throat is an open grave!"
Our Lycanthrope Hero responds in despair:
"I know no other way to behave!"
The Redeemed Ones keep shouting in Love:
"You must repent, you Cursed Wretch!"
The werewolf snarls in defiance:
"I'll not relent. Your flesh I'll fetch!"

Despite the Lycanthrope's unrepentance,
The Crucified One Who is Lifted Up
Continues to offer forgiveness to all monstrosities who will believe in Him.