My name is Dallas
I'm a dog
No relation to the state
Of Texas

I was from Detroit
Michigan
I got shot
By a BB
Gun

(So don't try to pick me up)
(So don't try to pick me up)

I was a sad
Basset hound
On the wrong
Side of town

I was hungry
I was cold
And I met this silly
Clown

He wrapped me in
A blanket
And my life
Turned around

I was saved
By Bozo
The clown

(Bozo came to pick me up)
(Bozo came to pick me up)

I went from
Detroit to Hollywood
Seen things I never
Thought I would
My daddy named me
Dallas
And put me in a puppy
Palace

And now
I'm down in
Tennessee
And Nashville
Is my home

So don't try to pick me up
And don't try to close the door
With your feet
Or I will bite you
I will, yes I will
That's what I'll do
I'll bite you

Because I'm hungry
I'm so hungry

I went from
Detroit to Hollywood
Seen things I never
Thought I would
My daddy named me
Dallas
And put me in a puppy
Palace

And now
I'm down in
Tennessee
And Nashville
Is my home

So feed me
Something
(To eat)
To make
My hunger go away

I'm so hungry
I'm hungry
I'm Dallas the dog

I wanna boop that
Snoot, snoot, snoot
Snooty snoot

I went from
Detroit to Hollywood
Seen things I never
Thought I would
My daddy named me
Dallas
And put me in a puppy
Palace

And now
I'm down in
Tennessee
And Nashville
Is my home

I went from eatin' scraps
And dirty naps
A BB gun shot in my

To belly rubs
And lots of love
So bring on the grub

You're my best friend
And I'll always be
Your dog