To Kiss A Trumpet Player

Its so white out today
Im missing the blues

so you think He's the best in the whole world?
You should kiss more,
Trumpet players girl
see you sucking the brass cap,
we'll see who has the last laugh,
and the trumpet of that man,
do a twitch and you cant get past them

I cant take anymore
I've got to get to the door
looking down at the knees
too many fake ideas
I cant hear the band
I don't know where to stand
and it's pouring in, and I...
will you please kiss me?

on stage the bugle looks so cute
and the trumpet goes "toot toot toot"

happy billie holidays
I feel like history
and if the visitor's missin' me
I'm not much of a player
kiss kiss kiss me yeah.
I'm not much of a player
kiss kiss kiss me yeah
I'm not much of a player
kiss kiss kiss me yeah
I'm not much of a player
kiss kiss kiss me yeah
I'm not much of a player.

see us stuck in Nebraska
and I'll have the last laugh
yeah that trumpet man
I do a twitch and I can get past them.

I cant take anymore
I've got to get to the door
looking down at the knees
too many fake ideas
I think i cant hear the band
I don't know where to stand
it's a crazy dream
as it seems
will you please kiss me?

happy billie holidays
I feel like history
and if the visitor's missin' me
I'm not much of a player
kiss kiss kiss me yeah.
yeah yeah yeah.