You're Doing It Wrong

You touched down in Paris in your custom private jet
A limo to the Marriott for drinks and Crêpes Suzette
Seven days at Euro Disney is your idea of bliss
An hour at the Louvre so you can check it off your list

You're doin' it wrong (Doin' it wrong)
All day long (All day long)
You came from so far away
But you never left Waterloo, IA
You missed the point (Missed the point)
And all the greasy joints
You're headed on to Rome
You shoulda just stayed home
You're doin' it wrong

Go find that old man on the Metro, plays the sweetest violin
His little girl has Django down, she can't be more than ten
Then wind up in some alley lookin' for a place to crash
Spend your last ten euros on some questionable hash

You're doin' it wrong (Doin' it wrong)
All day long (All day long)
You came from so far away
But you never left Waterloo, IA
You missed the point (Missed the point)
And all the greasy joints
You're headed on to Rome
You shoulda just stayed home
You're doin' it wrong

I'm not sayin' that I know what it's all about
I just hate to see you missin' out

You're doin' it wrong (Doin' it wrong)
All day long (All day long)
You came from so far away
But you never left Waterloo, IA
You missed the point (Missed the point)
And all the greasy joints
You're headed on to Rome
You shoulda just stayed home
You're doin' it wrong
You're headed on to Rome
You shoulda just stayed home
You're doin' it wrong