The Tomato Song

I don't like tomatoes and i don't think they like me
I wouldn't say i hate them and they're not my enemy
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
I don't like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy
Now you might like tomatoes and that's ok with me
But please don't put one on my plate or splat one on my knee
Spaghetti sauce, tomato soup, i love with all my heart
But i don't like tomatoes, they always make me far too unhappy
Maybe you thought there'd be a happy ending to this song
Like i'd try a tomato and realize i was wrong
But no such luck, this song ends the same way it did start
I don't like tomatoes they always make me
I don't like tomatoes and i don't think they like me
I wouldn't say i hate them but you won't find one near me
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
I don't like tomatoes they always make me
I don't like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy