Merry Freakin' Christmas

Feliz Natal Pirado

Merry Freakin' Christmas

Bem, eu acordei naquela noite para fazer xixiWell, I woke up that night to take a pee
Decidi olhar debaixo da árvoreDecided to look under the tree
Bem, o que eu vejo? Oh, era ele, enchendo a meia para mimWell, what did I see? Oh it was he, stuffing the stocking for me
Era o meu paiIt was my dad
Ele disse: filho, você está chegando 19. Está na hora de encarar a realidade.He said: son, you're going on 19. It's time to face reality
Não existe Papai Noel. Acredite-se, se puderThere is no santa claus. Face it if you can
Porque o Papai Noel era apenas um homemCause Santa Claus was really just a man

Papai Noel era apenas um homem, o papai noel era apenas um homemSanta Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Por que eu estava mentido? É tão difícil de entenderWhy was I lied to? It's so hard to understand
Papai Noel era apenas um homem, o Papai Noel era apenas um homemSanta Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Agora eu estou muito louco, porque Papai Noel era apenas meu paiNow I'm very mad, cause Santa Claus was really just my dad
Ele me sentou-se naquela manhã de explicarHe sat me down that morning to explain
Mas todas as palavras que ele me disse foram em vãoBut all the words he told me were in vain
Porque a mentira de que eu estava vivendo havia me levado a acreditarBecause the lie that I was living had led me to believe
Que o papai noel era mais do que apenas um sonhoThat santa claus was more than just a dream
Ele era o meu paiHe was my dad

Papai Noel era apenas um homem, o papai noel era apenas um homemSanta Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Por que eu estava mentido? É tão difícil de entenderWhy was I lied to? It's so hard to understand
Papai noel era apenas um homem, o Papai Noel era apenas um homemSanta claus was just a man, Santa claus was just a man
Agora eu estou muito louco, porque Papai Noel era apenas meu paiNow I'm very mad, cause Santa Claus was really just my dad
Enganados e iludidosLied to and deceived
Porque é que este mundo tentando me enganar?Why is this world trying to trick me?
Enganados e iludidosLied to and deceived
É tudo faz de contaIt's all make believe