I THINK YOU TURNED ME

Do you remember me?
The one you couldn't keep
You thought you opted out to leave
But I was out your league

And you did me a solid
When you ran from your problems
Seizing a bottle till you hit rock bottom
No shirt, no shoes, no man, no problems

You say talk is cheap
But you don't try to read
What's on the page
So I guess I have to say

I think you turned me gay
I've been swingin' both ways
Since you let me out my cage
I swear, it's not a phase

Now that I've had a taste
I think I'm switchin' lanes
It's not just growing pains
I'm not ashamed to say
I think you turned me

You might have a couple questions
Think I need antidepressants
So dumb, I don't need your lessons
Or your family's intervention

And I don't owe you shit
Because you called it quits
But I'll at least admit
I'm happy that you took the initiative

And then when you looked at her
And she looked back at me
And started second-guessing everything

I think you turned me gay
I've been swingin' both ways
Since you let me out my cage
I swear, it's not a phase

Now that I've had a taste
I think I'm switchin' lanes
It's not just growing pains
I'm not ashamed to say
I think you turned me

And I don't owe you shit
I think you turned me gay, haha
I mean, I like both, just not you