Decadent and Symmetrical

We got to ???. We all got out the bus: you know, where there's like the poor old lady that's crippled; and we all sort of followed one another into Woolworths.
Well, one picked up a hairnet ...???... the other one bought some curlers - truly, yeah - and, er, and the other two, ah, I think they were just friends, with the same hair. Poor Alan couldn't get his drinks. For a start, they'd only got two lemons.
All right, that's enough from me, all right?