Messed Up Kid

She likes stealin' from Salvation Army
She said it makes her feel like the movies
Battin' her eyes with a crooked smile
Wonderin' why the hell I'm pissed

This ain't like any film that I recall
This ain't exactly the Italian job
This kinda shit is for soccer moms
Dyin' to be young again

She's dancin' around the room
In her cheetah-print bodysuit
Roll the credits when the scene is through
A story of a messed-up kid, yeah

She tells me I got a problem with drinkin'
Loves going out on the weekends
Throws me the keys with a Pretty please
And wonders if I'll drive her home

See, if she knew my weakness
She'd try and help me to beat it
That's why I love her so, since Roanoke
I don't take her out to shop no more

She's dancin' around the room
In her cheetah-print bodysuit
Roll the credits when the scene is through
A story of a messed-up kid

She likes stealin' from Salvation Army
She said it makes her feel like the movies
Battin' her eyes with a crooked smile
Wonderin' why the hell I'm pissed

She's dancin' around the room
In her cheetah-print bodysuit
Roll the credits when the scene is through
A story of a messed-up kid

She's dancin' around the room
In her cheetah-print-body suit
Roll the credits when the scene is through
A story of a messed-up kid
Roll the credits when the scene is through
Oh, a story of a messed-up kid

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