Nintendo No

Nintendo, no
You ain't gonna stop me when I get it goin'
I ain't gonna slow, no curtains ain't closin'
Pourin' all the salt, keep the insults flowin'
Light up all the incense, calm before the storm
Gatherin' the Smash Bros army like a swarm
Find them on the cameras? Nothin' but the norm
Cause another crash out? Dog, I'm gettin' bored
Said, dog, I'm gettin' bored with you, I'm warnin' you
You don't really wanna start another war, do you?
I don't know who's been around here misinformin' you
When you fuck with Dxtr White the horns point at you

Up first, Mario is on the choppin' block
The fat fuck plumber gettin' nothin' on his cock
His bitch is locked up with the lizard droppin' cheeks on his rock hard fuckin' penis 'round the clock
Goddamn, it's fuckin' embarrassing, her hair's in a bun
And he's buryin' himself in her, and she's havin' fun
He's gettin' his cum in her, sendin' videos of him fuckin' her
Check your messages and see: I'll get her home when I'm done with her
Daisy's with him too, Luigi don't know the truth
He's starin' at the videos, skin white like King Boo
Does he dare to check another? No, no, it ain't true
Check your Snapchat, bro, she's sayin' he's bigger than you

Damn, I ain't done, bitch, I've been locked in
Unlike Samus and that other bitch, Mega Man
Link on my shit, I could knock you with both hands
Make your head spin, do a dance on your can-can
Pikachu, flash a light to peak at you
You behind the fence, I charge it up and Thunderbolt you
Now you fried up, and we still got another hoe to boot
Star Fox turn, flash, flash, epilepsy, ooh
You get a seizure, Kirby in my heater
Blast his ass into the fuckin' ether
Samus back her ass, so fat, I need her
Call her Lois, way she grip my Peter

Nintendo, no
Never gonna switch games, I'm abouta blow
I've been makin' big waves, I've been good to go
Do you need to hit save? NES or no?
Nintendo, no
I've been shootin' on them like it's roshambo
I can kamikaze on they Rainbow Road
I might cause a riot when I beat them bros
Do you need to hit save? NES or no?

Alright, comin' real close
Answer me this question, why you bitches on my choad?
Ness is lookin' at me, lickin' lips, don't want it though
Gotta flip the fuse box, keep this on the low
Alright look, I don't know why you doin' this shit
I'm just tryna do my job, but you keep ridin' on my dick
If it was Samus that'd be fine, but it be everybody, why?
Just tryna make it through the week, but you keep stretchin' out the time
Like my asshole, keep on pullin' me in with a lasso
Ride me like a cowboy in the desert in El Paso
Friday come along and Meta Knight be on me bad
And matter fact, he spanked me with a paddle, made my ass rattle
Put a saddle on me, hit me with a rowel, then he growl
In the locker room he hit me with a towel
Then he plowin' on my shit
I'm doin' tricks upon his dick
I did the splits contortionist, abort that
Flip me over, slap me, bend me over backwards

Nintendo, no
Never gonna switch games, I'm abouta blow
I've been makin' big waves, I've been good to go
Do you need to hit save? NES or no?
Nintendo, no
I've been shootin' on them like it's roshambo
I could kamikaze on they Rainbow Road
I might cause a riot when I beat them bros
Do you need to hit save? NES or no?