So, you tripped and fell into her bed by accident
What an unusual, but re-occuring incident
Performance lasts a minute, but the scars are permanent
Funny how you told the city it's coincident
Guess baguette wasn't all that you ate in France
I heard dessert was nicely stored inside of her pants
Funny how you twist a knife and then wreck all my plans
Come and show your fangs

I could keep it cool, I could act my age
But there slips the loser from my lips to your face
I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste
But I can't help it, you son of grace

I try to be cool
Broke my heart, but it's cool
Fell apart, but it's cool
We once kissed French
Now we're not even friends

I wish you the best, wink, wink, fingers crossed
How could I have to draw the lines I already re-drew and you crossed
Keep the heart pitch black and the sharp teeth flossed
Bite me, I'm the greatest fucking thing that you've lost
I'm so mature I stopped wishing that you were dead
'Cause then you wouldn't have to live with what you could have had
You don't get to cry after sleeping with the alphabet
I surely wasn't on your mind when she gave you head

I could keep it cool, I could act my age
But there slips the loser from my lips to your face
I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste
But I can't help it, you son of grace

I try to be cool
Broke my heart, but it's cool
Fell apart, but it's cool
We once kissed French
Now we're not even friends

You think all of this is funny, here's a punchline
Baby, your genetics scream receding hairline
I'm so calm, so collected or maybe I'm just not
All my fingers, redirected, now the middle one's on spot

I could keep it cool, I could act my age
But there slips the loser from my lips to your face
I could keep it cool, dip and leave with taste
But I can't help it, you son of grace

I try to be cool
Broke my heart, but it's cool
Fell apart, but it's cool
We once kissed French
Now we're not even friends

I'm so glad this is off my chest
I'm gonna do another one