The First Day of School

the first day of school, i noticed her
walking in the hall with her hair down
and her boobs out looking fine
i said hey, whats up
and she just slapped me
i said, what the fuck and just moved on

that's the story of how i first met her
and i was already in love
that's the story of how my life got better
she gave me a boner

it just so happens that she was in every single class with me
i could see her eyes rolling back
and she sat in the back and enjoyed the show
and i still could not be with her
she was a hoe, but that's alright, that's ok
as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me

and every time i'd ask her out
she'd say no but i didnt give up! no i didn't give up
i'll never give up..

that's the story of how i first met her
and i was in love
and she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone
and i said no-oh-oh! i will not leave you alone
and she called the cops
and i said uh oh spaghettios