Drunk & Crazy

Hello everybody I just come to say
Didn't come to stay I just came to play
So lock all the doors and open up the wine
Tell all the babes to stand in line
Drunk and crazy let the good times roll
Way across the room I see a fancy fox
Got the key to open up her lock
So I slide across the florr with my sex appeal
And said hey babe how do you feel
Just about to put my cake in her over
Opened the door and there was her husband
He was seein blue and turnin red
Slapped me down stomped on my head
Got me to the hospital in the nic of time
Had a fractured skill and a busted spine
Doctor came in he could hardly stand
He has a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in hand