I left my pants in chicago
I left my shirt in Tennessee
I'm on my way back to toronto
And all I got's my socks and boxer briefs

'Cause if you stop, you smell the roses
You can always get a better breeze
So I leave my trousers on the roadway
Forget to put them on before I leave
(Every time)

I left my pants in chicago (chicago)
I left my shirt in Tennessee (Tennessee)
I'm on my way back to toronto (toronto)
So if you see my clothes, please mail them back to me (back to me)