I'm A Weed Plant

I'm a weed plant, a leafy, green plant called cannabis.
I'm smuggled in by car or bus
You can wear me for clothes, or you can smoke me up,
In cannabis we trust.

Release your endorphins with THC,
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity.
To get you in touch with weed,
In touch with weed.

I'm a weed plant, a little stinky, smelly, skunky bud,
And you'll be blastin' baby like Elmer Fudd.
You may not be greenback, US currency,
Come and fly high with me.

Release your endorphins with THC,
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity.
To get you in touch with weed,
In touch with weed.

I'm a weed plant, and when you say 420 you'll think of me,
It's sort of illegal but not in reality.
The ?? is a padre of coke,
Ganja warriors take a toke of me.

Release your endorphins with THC,
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity.
To get you in touch with weed,
In touch with weed.

You can roll me in some papers. (Yes you can!)
You can smoke me in a blunt. (Yes you can!)
Or a pipe's just right. (Yes you can!)
Or maybe just a can. (Yes you can!)
Or you can smoke me real legal like, like in Amsterdam. (Yes you can!)
You can grow me in your closet. (Yes you can!)
Linguini pesto shrimp alfredo mayonnaise marijuana sauce.

Release your endorphins with THC,
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity.
To get you in touch with weed,
In touch with weed.

Release your endorphins with THC,
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity.
To get you in touch with weed,
In touch with weed.