Frodo

[JEMAINE AND BRET]
Frodo, don't wear the ring.
I know it's very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they'll know you're there.
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies

[JEMAINE as Saruman]
Many spies, have many eyes…

[JEMAINE AND BRET]
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yeaaaaa
You've got to rule them, Frodo,
rule them with the ring
Come on ruuuule them
with your ring!

[BRET as Arwen]
If you want him, come and claim him!

[BRET as Gandalf]
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!

[JEMAINE as Sam]
Quickly, hide, Frodo!

[BRET as Frodo]
Do they, Gandalf?

[JEMAINE as Saruman]
Ah, Gandalf, my old friend. I like what you've done with your beard.

[JEMAINE as Aragorn]
There's thousands of them and only eight of us…
We'll never make it.

[BRET as Frodo with ring]
Oh, no!

[JEMAINE as Aragorn]
We made it.

[BRET as Frodo]
Hurray!

[JEMAINE as Aragorn]
You have my sword,

[BRET as Legolas]
And my bow,

[JEMAINE as Gimli]
And my axe!

[BRET AND JEMAINE]
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don't rap about bitches and hoes,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don't wear the ring!

[JEMAINE AND BRET]
Frodo, don't wear the ring,
The magical bling bling,
You'll never be the Lord of the Rings
Dwarves, elves, human beings
Darn, it's the Lord of the Rings

[JEMAINE as Gandalf]
I'm all right, i was saved by a giant eagle.