Little Suzie's cruisin' for some love and affection
Arm in arm with everyone, been charmin' the nation
Cindy picks the wallets for her friend's medication
As willin' patient Julie sittin' waits for attention

Lucy's got a uniform for every occasion
Annie's got a gun she says she stole for protection
As someone in the background screams another objection
Sally turns her back and walks in dissatisfaction

Rudi's got a problem, he got too much aggression
Disregardin' everything, it's time for detention
He got Bobby in a bottle, he got Billy in a stetson
He got Betty does her best, but it's a bad situation

Gina's gettin' God so she can get up to heaven
Lookin' like an angel in the name of salvation
Cathy's in a coma that she calls meditation
As Danny does the devil, now he's down for damnation

Jimmy's tryin' hard to learn from every lesson
Lookin' to the future and some great expectations
Nikki's countin' days till she inherits the mansion
And all the boys are waitin' for a piece of the action

Simon says and Simon does what nobody mentions
Peter's getting restless, lacking all true expression
Tommy's undecided, he can't make no decisions
As Joni's in the basement getting bored of the tension