Zorak's Helpful Hints

Got a problem? I'm listening......

The kids at school don't like me
My girlfriend says I smell
The teachers say I'm lazy
Sometimes I wanna yell!

Zorak, can you help me?

Sure kid, just tell ol' Zorak. Now what's your problem?

This mask is really itchy
My underwear's too tight
No one understands me!
Yeah, right.
Now it's time for Zorak's helpful hints!