Why I left California

Six dick pimp is just doing his job
Making sure the business isn't going under
He's got the studs lined up in their stalls
Put a couple bills in, see six minutes of balls

Justine's got a plastic baggie on her dick
Jerry's got a couple Prince Alberts through her prick
And nobody's in number 4 and number 6
Put a couple bills in man
You really shouldn't miss it

I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back I'll be on my way
You're gonna give me my boyfriend back

Thought you were smart thought I wouldn't leave home
Rented a car now you're halfway to Idaho
Thought you were smart thought I'd leave you alone
But you have no idea what kind of hell is coming down on you

I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back I'll be on my way
You're gonna give me my boyfriend back
You're gonna give me my boyfriend back

Six dick pimp is just doing his job
Making sure the business isn't going under
He's got the studs lined up in their stalls
Put a couple bills in man
You really shouldn't miss it