I Must Be in Oregon

Let me make it clear
It rains in Seattle more than it does here
We have lots of fun
Raising bananas one by one
I must be, I must be in Oregon.

The sky is hanging low
As a clothesline full of clothes
As your hair all full of rain
As my heart sometimes does
I must be, oh I must be in Oregon.

My life, it got too wild
down the hole I followed Alice
When I needed peace and quiet
Well, I popped up in Corvallis
I must be, I must be in Oregon.

If you want a little snow
Up to Mount Hood you can go
My baby blows me away
In lingerie and Pendleton
I must be, I must be in Oregon.

Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain
Rain, rain, rain, sun, rain
Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain
Rain, rain, rain, rain, sun
I must be, I must be in Oregon.

I'm gonna go up on the Umpqua
Catch me a big old trout
I'm gonna go up on the Umpqua
And drag his bad ass trout ass out.
<gonna kick him out>

Well just the other day
My friend Jim stopped by to say
His old Volvo didn't die
It just completely rusted away
I must be, I must be in Oregon.

Ah, my baby loves me so
Outside we never go
We play Scrabble by the fire
Make love 'til we expire
I must, I must be in Oregon.

There's rain down in the alleys
Rain down in the street
It was raining when we parted
It'll rain next time we meet
And I must, I must be in Oregon.
I know I must be, I must be in Oregon.