Things Could Be Worse

Nuclear Arsenal
aimed at my head
Armageddon's around the corner
why the hell get outta bed
Things are all gone wrong
and it feels like I'm cursed
Things could be better
and things could be worse

These kids in the streets
kill each other with their guns
They leave their friends
a bloody mess
that doesn't sound like fun
Life is not a movie
there's no time to rehearse
Things could be better
and things could be worse

You could be lying in a ditch,
with crows picking at your eyes
While midgets poke you in the ribs,
and pluck hairs off your thighs

Pollution and smog
make it very hard to breathe
Oxygen tank up my butt,
that's probably what I need
Or maybe I could
get a supermodel for a nurse
Things could be better
and things could be worse

I should be a HAPPY CAMPER
and turn the other cheek
When life is going poopy
and the future's looking bleak
So much gone wrong
I could write another verse
Things could be better
and things could be worse

You could be lying in a ditch,
with crows picking at your eyes
While midgets poke you in the ribs,
and pluck hairs off your thighs

Nuclear Arsenal
aimed at my head
Armageddon's around the corner
why the hell get outta bed
Things are all gone wrong
and it feels like I'm cursed
Things could be better
and things could be worse

I should be a HAPPY CAMPER
and turn the other cheek
When life is going poopy
and the future's looking bleak
So much gone wrong
I could write another verse
Things could be better
and things could be worse

Things could be better
and things could be worse

Things could be better
and things could be worse