Long Live The UK Music Scene

Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene

Each night I get down on my knees
And say: Hey God, I can't believe
We're losing the UK scene

Hey all you kids there's a fab new sound
So put your Nintendos and Playstations down
'Cause Chris Evans and Shed Seven
Will save the UK music scene

Johnny Cigarettes and Steven Wells
Don't get upset your paper will still sell
Chris Evans and Shed Seven
Will save the UK music scene

We got the Longpigs and the Bluetones
You fake pop stars, you fake pop stars
Hey you boys in Ocean Colour Scene
You'll never sell more singles than Gina G

Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene

All you A&R men biting your nails
There's no need to yank on your ponytails
'Cause Chris Evans and Shed Seven
Will save the UK music scene

Hey Alan McGee don't get in a sweat
There's no need to drop Oasis yet
'Cause Chris Evans and Shed Seven
Will save the UK music scene

We got the Longpigs and the Bluetones
You fake pop stars, you fake pop stars
Hey you boys in Ocean Colour Scene
You'll never sell more singles than Gina G

Jonathan King, don't shed a tear
The saviours are coming, they're almost here
Chris Evans and Shed Seven
Will save the UK music scene

Spend 80,000 on the video
They play for a minute on the Chart Show
Fly posters all over London town
How we pissed ourselves when your single went down, down down

Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene
Long live the UK music scene

You bust your label
You bust your label
You bust your label
You bust your label
You bust your label